Song: "Abortion"
Line: "Jumped on the celly, called Makaveli/He say he was gravy, I say I was jelly"
Reaction: What else but head to desk? Not only is Tupac still alive, he's accepting calls from other rappers now?
Song: "President Carter"
Lyric: "I'm beneficial/I've been official/I say you rappers sweet, tiramissile."
Reaction: Tiramissle? What in the fu...oh! You mean TIRAMISU! Phew, you had us worried for a second there, Tunechi. We thought you were tinkering with some Soviet weapons of mass destruction, seeking to restart the Cold War.
Song: "John"
Line: "I get money to kill time, dead clocks."
Reaction: It's one of those instances where the line would maybe be funny in a rap battle between to local unknowns. But on C4, the line sounds exactly like what it is - a cringe-worthy, starter kit rhyme that should have stayed buried underground. Dead clocks, ladies and gents. Dead clocks.
Song: "So Special"
Line: "Cause she my honey bee, yeah, buzz buzz/And now I’m itching and scratching, that’s that love bug."
Reaction: No, Wayne. That would be crabs. A trip to the clinic may be in order.
Song: "Blunt Blowin'"
Line: "Bunch of Bloods, you could call it blood clottin'..."
Reaction: So this is the picture Wayne has painted: Bloods are storming some unlucky punk's abode, when suddenly two tried to rush into the guy's door at the same time. Suddenly, the two Bloods are stuck in the doorway, clotting it and leaving all of the trailing Bloods unable to enter the house as the two leading Bloods have gotten stuck. That's what happens when you have so many Bloods that you call it "blood clot."
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